10 Ways to Annoy Edward Cullen10 Ways to Annoy Edward Cullen10. Sing “Discovery Channel” by the Bloodhound Gang in your head whenever he is near.9. Hotwire his Volvo and take it on a joyride.8. Tell him the relationship he is having with Bella is practically paedophilia and he could be sent to jail for it.7. Ask how Tanya is.6. End every argument with “Bite me, Edward.”5. Call him Romeo both behind his back and to his face.4. Whenever he complains or argues, reply with “What are you gonna do Edward? Go to Italy?”3. Tell him his hair isn’t bronze, it’s ginger, and he should stop denying himself – he’s a rang
TruthFrom darkness fall to blazing light ,unravel flesh from burning core .To feel the grip of mortal sin and want this life no more.To find inside the truest path as night envelops soul.Shed history like reptile’s skin and watch your life unfold.Like particle we float in beam from density we’re broken.From quivering lip truths manna flows as prophecy is spoken.The dreamer finds himself awake as signs and numbers fall in placeAnd imperfections reign within transforms itself from vile to grace.Dread the flow of sand and time all you who read my testament.For Satan’s rise is coming soon as planets move the firmament.
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